Funniest Wine Quotes of All Time

  • “Wine a little, laugh a lot!”
  • “In wine, we trust!”
  • “Beer is made by man; wine is made by God!”
  • “Wine and friends are a great blend!”
  • “A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine!”
  • “Keep calm and pour on!”
  • “Men are like wine. They take a longtime to mature!”
  • “Home is where the wine is!”
  • “I only drink wine on days that end with a y!”
  • “What do friends and wine have in common? The older, the better!”
  • “Where there’s a wine, there’s a way!”
  • “Life is too short to drink bad wine!”
  • “You can’t sip with us!”
  • “Friends who sip together stay together!”
  • “Wine makes daily living easier, less hurried, with fewer tensions and more tolerance.” By Benjamin Franklin
  • “He who knows how to taste does not drink wine but savors secrets.” By Salvador Dali
  • “Wine makes a man more pleased with himself; I do not say it makes him more pleasing to others.” By Samuel Johnson
  • “In victory, you deserve Champagne. In defeat, you need it.” By Napoleon Bonaparte
  • “My only regret in life is that I didn’t drink more wine.” By Ernest Hemingway
  • “There comes a time in every woman’s life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne.” By Bette Davis

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